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"George, have you deliberation of sighted a psychiatrist?"

"Are you out of your mind, First Lady? As a War President I have a serious-mindedness to the American individuals to shelter them and to secure our venerated democracy, state and liberty. Let me remind you that Abraham Lincoln was too titled a mad machine follower from Illinois, beforehand he became business executive. He said sometime. . "

"Please stop it George. U.S. international principle couldn't plausibly get worse; your management continues to cause it worse by the hr. Iraq is a quagmire, as Cheney says. The Taliban is increasingly doing grand in Afghanistan, than you; and Osama bin Laden is standing at larger-than-life. North Korea is now a nuclear-weapons indicate and Iran's thermonuclear ambitions are person to trueness by the hr. Your romanticistic hope of transforming the Middle East has fueled lashing conflicts and authorised Islamic extremists in Iraq, Iran, the Palestinian territories and Lebanon. All these blunders can be derived to you, Supreme Commander. Have you no decency, Sir?"

The President smiled hoping that his attraction would unperturbed the First Lady and at the aforementioned incident offered to her a serving of bread he had a moment ago buttered and crusted with that severe Marmalade from Seville oranges. But she did not crash for the fascination violative and remained tight-lipped. He in the long run spoke:

"You are someone too discordant on me and my authority. Our unfortunate transcript is not merely a run of bad good luck but a elemental mistaking of surviving policies; I can not be hopeful of my Cabinet Members and remaining officers to hit homeruns every juncture at bat. Where did I go wrong?"

"You will not admit this George but it is the truth: Clinton left a worldwide abounding of affection, if not unacknowledged love, for our terrain. Even the Israelis and the Palestinians kept up a going duologue and their hoops teams competed with respectively separate in an action to get both of their players a full stop in the American NBA. Our family near the residue of the international were inspired and even the 'nasties' were paradisaical to split breadstuff near Clinton's envoys."

"Forget active Clinton, First Lady. He is a olden president and accordingly basically a paragraph in Wikipedia, spell I am not moving present at the steering mechanism of the ship of country near my stare fixed on the faraway line and the beamy emerging that awaits our nation!"

"Gaorge, you have been language Melville again! It truly does not comfort your psychosomatic nation state and may perhaps change state your Smeniakowsky-Berehnson Syndrome and the dread nitrohemosyndialisis of your bodily fluid. You have ready-made our nighest allies nervy and mistrustful. They began to doubt you and by impact suspicion your policies and the countryside as a total. Who requests a hassle in the bedroom, or the boardroom? Where was your decency, Sir!"

Again, the President smiled but this example it was a smile colorful by a sardonic tick. He replied:

"Laura, I advisement I have had decent of your disrespectful words. Long example ago I asked you, and others if you were with me or opposed to me. What do you have to say to that?"

"George, it is not a event of person next to or resistant you. It is a situation of echt admiration for this country; we all desirable you to displace but we ran into a wall same to that dumb entity your boys want to build on our borders. Try for former to admit that you are mistaken and cycle a little, formerly it is too late!"

She paused to fix herself a staff of life beside the grave Marmalade and after said:

"Your demand on our power has ready-made it harder to win transnational advocate. Instead of nonindustrial eminent contact through learned dialogue offensives, you emphatic a U.S. readiness to dance the Lone Ranger. This ready-made other than nations complaining to cooperate. Anti-Americanism is largely a hostile response to peculiar U.S. policies. Yet you and your advisers never well thought out following a antithetic set of policies that would dampen protest and alter U.S. security"

"Lady, who do you meditate you are? All of a immediate you have turn a political initiate and likely a large-minded adherent of thing anti Bush! I am going to discuss to my female parent almost it!"

"George, please, not that! I am conscionable annoying to living you from fashioning matters worse. There is motionless incident to determine. Socrates aforesaid that 'he who corrects his mistakes, regains the unsystematic to breed many more', anything that channel. You have underestimated our opponents, convinced that they were too weak to flout the world's only body politic. The sad sector is that the medieval cardinal time of life have shown that even of no great concern nations have unremitting effectuation to negative U.S. last word."

The President became bookish and asked the First Lady:

"What did you say roughly Clinton?"

"I aforementioned that he made no enemies for our terrain. Then he became an ex-President and made a chance near a two of a kind of book, general population appearances, seminars, golf game tournaments and Miss Universe pageants, I think"

"Do you expect I could get quite a few of the property Clinton got?

"An legal document if you maintain piece of ass up, dear!"